Politics (And Twitter)

I've shared lunch with international ambassadors and had free afternoon tea and biscuits in embassies. On a completely unrelated note I've drank champagne with royalty and I also have a twitter page www.twitter.com/aknightstales.

- Welcome to Twitter.
The habitat of politics (and or Twitter) is like a very big pond. When you swim alongside the bigger fish, you notice how many small fish there are. If you swim alone, you'll realise none of it really matters, left, right -it's all the same; you're just waiting for the bigger fish to eat you up and spit you out. There is no whale in the pond, but there are a few myths about a monster. There are also a lot of mindless but hungry piranhas in the pond and the sharks eat these for their Christmas dinner. The piranhas don't see this coming.


- Twitter is over capacity due to some overfed fish.
There is no place for the informed liberal in this great illusion but only for the uninformed power tripper. Let them struggle to support us whilst they forget to support themselves. And when you vote, just stir it up a bit, they'll all do exactly the same anyway, at least they will in our corner of the pond. And as for the coalition, lets just remember the size of the fish and the size of the pond.

- Twitter has changed, try the new Twitter.
I might be found sat on the banks of the pond eating tuna sandwiches. If you join me, I can almost guarantee that you will be safe here. The biggest problem outside of the pond is mother nature whereas there are far more problems in the pond. The even greater thing is that those in the pond don't care much for what's happening outside of the pond, it won't affect their next meal.

I'm hungry and I've ran out of sandwiches. Get out of the pond and bring a rod... I've been taught how to fish.



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